THE PERFECT CRIME (AKA, MY BRILLIANT STUDENTS’ INITIATION INTO LIVES OF FICTITIOUS TRANSGRESSIONS)

As you conscientiously prepare for lives of moral and ethical obedience, it behooves us to safely and creatively embrace the baser sides of our nature…the sides that do “crimes” and “get away with them.” Why does it behoove us? Well, because you said so (i.e. this prompt was overwhelmingly your first choice). This is all you guys! (I legally take no responsibility <= though I’ve just been informed by my attorney that this is not legally binding…but still it’s important to add!)

Write about the perfect crime. What are you taking, not taking, doing, not doing? What’s the purpose? What’s the plan? (i.e. How do you carry it out? How do you not get caught? And how do you live with your choices!?)